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Sometimes you read tumblr and realize that the only reason some of the people on here aren’t Kathy Bates in “Misery” is because their favorite content creator hasn’t had a car crash outside their house
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tv chef lady like “i love spice (:” -adds one tiny jalapeño with all seeds removed to stir fry-
TV chef lady like “I love spice (:” - Takes A massive Bong hit of K2 and drives her car into a roller rink
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cap’n jazz for president
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the slain comrade:
his successor:
If you all start making rage comics but with emojis instead I’m going to start a war
this is your final warning.
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Based off of @turbobyakuren’s amazing text post on twitter!
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV
OKAY BUT LOOK AT HER FACE! LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS THAT HES NOT MAKING HER GO THROUGH WITH WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT
The movies might have sucked, but the actors have redeeming qualities
every single thing robert pattinson ever does is intentionally genetically engineered to make stephenie meyer’s mormon blood boil hot enough for her to feel the constant neverending pain he experienced having to make and promote her movies for all those years. this is more than lgbt allyship. this is revenge.
SORRY GIRLS
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a day eventually comes for every young person when they must choose between their parents’ religion or a funny little dog with a cool hat
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Alleged evidence of a 35mm film’s damage caused by the presence of a demonic entity, 2014
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stop making me look up skateboard videos, tumblr, you fuck
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Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018) dir. David Slade
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(andrew, 27, sad and nervous, he/him; sometimes i reblog positive affirmations and shit and sometimes it's just eva screens with captions about the crushing oppression of individual existence. just a heads-up.)
